littletides:

So about 6 weeks ago we got this new boss and his name is Gordon Wiener. Alright, first of all, that is the most horrible name I have ever heard someone have. He’s like 5’4” and has a lazy eye and he’s a giant douchebag. I found out the other week what his wife’s (ha) name is: Joanna Wiener. 

Like, “Ja-wanna Wiener?”